selfless

I had the following conversation JUST NOW:

Rachel: If you could do ANY four things in the universe, what would you do? (Like, seriously - anything.)

Cory: First, I would cure cancer.

Rachel: What? Wait, ANYTHING. This is just for you and your happiness.

MY four things would be:

• bring mister Rogers back from the dead and be his friend.
• bring Elvis back from the dead and be his friend
• watch sesame street every day
• star in all of Woody Allen's movies

Cory: but just think of the notoriety I would gain by curing cancer.


Yeah, we're selfless.