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Do you want to know what really pisses me off? What really just gets on my nerves? What really "grinds my gears" as Peter Griffin would say?
People who allow their young children to push the shopping cart at the grocery store. Yeah, it's really cute and everything - but you know what isn't cute? Busting your ass to get to the grocery store in five o'clock traffic just to beat the rush and getting to the store only to realize that every parent with an elementary-aged child has beaten you there and the aisles are all blocked and you want to cut your head off because all you really want to do is get home to make dinner. Why are the aisles all blocked? Because kids have no effing idea of what is going on around them, nor do they care.
Why am I a champion asshole for posting this?
1. I can remember how unreasonably awesome it felt when I was a kid and my mom let me push the shopping cart. It was fantastic! I mean, I wanted to go to the grocery store just so I could take the helm.
2. I know that when I have children that they will be pushing the shopping cart if they want to because of reason number one.
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